Wednesday, 22 February 2012

Why this Kolaveri Di??

Why this Kolaveri Di ??

As I step out of my house after catching some Zz's. Thinking about the beautiful and tiring day ahead and eventually figuring out days work and college’s routine haphazard and I gaze ahead  passing through narrow lanes and as I raise my head I am greeted by some horrible, monstrous, ugly faces glaring at me from the electricity poles. Hoardings greet me every morning a very Happy Independence day making me actually realize that we are an independent country.  And then the frightful image appears to me as someone wishing and celebrating the birthday for 365 days of his beloved bloody neta to whom I have never seen in our lane. His gazing and smiling face makes my imagination pot boiling to see his animated version saying that “I am the one who has snarfed your tax money and your obnoxious behavior will not strike me down”. Then I just frown to what you call praja and raja differences moving out to see more and more gruesome faces wishing me Diwali, Christmas, and new year eve.  Where on earth is one festival celebrated for 365 days?  Silly netas!!
     Hoardings in the vasai-virar region has left me disgruntled about the workings of the Vasai-virar Municipal corporation. These hoardings are the ones who has gheraoed me between the electric poles to sometimes road dividers and always on flyovers which obstructs and distracts my view on roads. I sometimes feel that if initiatives to develop these regions are in a full swing than why one need these publicity materials? Are you saying me that the laachar Janta is at home busy with their melodramatic life and cannot transform your stupid behavior, than just go on a pause mode and filter your foresight. This is nothing but the waste of space as you have already created a space crunch by demolishing shanties and developing illegal structures with no proper amenities in place and the ad-on to it are the HOARDINGS!! This shows lackadaisical behavior of the authorities- incharge and it suffocates me the most.  The tu-mera -kya –ukhadega attitude has created the rift between the public and the authorities as they cannot raise their timid voices against the not so typical goonda types.  
          I end my anguish thought which would again run down in my mind when I sleep, making me realize the difference between the aam aadmi and the higher authorities. The best way I calm my anger is by Uttering some good chosen gaalis to the person on the hoarding and then pity on the people because at the end people are the proven loosers.

A small note to the poster boys/girls:

Respected Netaji,
            Just one thing I plead to you sir/ madam please do not post your images everywhere  because you are not only ugly but you look horrible in those huge posters sometimes in a solo avtar and some in the group along with your chamchas while some grining at me as if I have stolen some booty of your looted maal.
Requesting you to please not waste our money in hoardings and name it social development.

Yours sincerely,
   Tax payer.

Thursday, 16 February 2012

Are we a Democratic Upfront??

Are we a Democratic Upfront??

The abysmal turnout of voters in todays elections in Mumbai is abominable as Elections in Mumbai has been abjectly fallen apart. Are we still expecting to change the way it has been during all these long years awaiting the fresh polls to change the face of Mumbai? Than just shut the blattering mouth for next horrendous five years!

Is Mumbaikar's Chalta Hai attitude taking a toll on Mumbai life?, financial capital of Maharashtra with major responsiblity once again proved that one cant rely on Mumbaikars for its development and prgress. The right to vote and the way towards creating a new city altogether has been counted in meagre 46% votes, where is the Mumbaikars aberration which was seen when our city was hijacked by some handfull of terrorists and when bomb blasts shook us to the core. Is it that we are only concerned of our development in present times? If that so than today Mumbai feels abashed.

Now the Mumbaikar will arise when the beloved city is raped publicly by our netas with emerging scams, garbage strolling on the roads, when water doesn't suffice your thirst, when you fall sick due to epidemics, when traffic on roads always awards you abuses, when you see your corporator in a fancy car. Instead of arising take your bedsheet, cover your shameful face and hide under your cot as you are the ones who has simultaneously raped the Mumbai city and have failed the respect to protest aginst the wrong.

Enjoying the holiday with a peg of whiskey along with tandoori has drastically affected your living conditions which leaves you disqualified to complain about the misgivings about your corporator. Has Mumbai acclimatized to what we call public harrasment or are we still finding a word for this type of befuddling behaviour?

The one thing Mumbaikar will atleast learn from today's insensitive behaviour which i have termed is "BACKBITING" because you cant face your so-called elected representative and just lay back and complain about the lack of development and keep the topic of corruption in the back burner. But SURPRISE!! SURPRISE! sorry ha.. you have lost your right to complain too. So you have two option either keep your grumbling behaviour at bay when you get drowned in floods or when you see yourself amidst garbage bins OR wait for your neta to come to you next elections asking for votes after Long 5 YEARS!!